Logan Lerman is the Sex;

Happy Deepavali! ;D

I saw the cutest guy, or shall I say boy ever. EVER. Like so dreamy. He had long hair at the back like a, er , like a mullet. Yeah LIKE A MULLET. That's the word I was looking for. The way he eats is like so adorable. Too bad for the age difference D: He's probably like 6 or 7. O:

Okay so it's official. I'm stupid. Like plain dumb. :/ dang! I hate my results. I dropped like a thousand marks from last term.

My pee is shiny! Idk. One day I just looked at my pee and it was shining! I suspect that it's a....vampire. Yes. I know what you're thinking. How could it be O: Well, my pee is the living proof of it.

Y'know, sometimes I feel like my parents are so embarrassing. Do you ever feel like that? I mean, you know, sometimes they just don't realise that they're so old. And the way they do stuff expired like a billion years ago. I love my parents and all but, sometimes they're kind of embarrassing. Like how my dad always changes places in the restaurant - the guy is kinda big, and for him to stand up and sit some where else and repeat it again and again, well, it's bound to make people look right? - and it's just so annoying.

OHH my mom's the best man. She scolds you in public - like out loud with hand gestures - er, excuse me mom, i know you're angry but do you want to do it in public where people stare and point at you and laugh. I don't.

Ironically enough, maybe our or maybe mine are embarrassed my us/me. Well it could be possible. I'm such a goof all the time. And I break everything I touch. So yeah. I understand their embarrassment.

Nicki Minaj makes nice songs. I mean her voice is kind of funny. It's like a hamster from a cartoon show. heh. You're a chihuahua. ;D

You know how it's Deepavali and all. I mean I'm not racist but must they play Tamil songs all the time? No one speaks Tamil anymore. It's like a dead language. Like Latin. But it's kind of annoying, if you know what I mean, the songs are so noisy. And you don't even understand a single word she/he is singing. I'm just saying. I have nothing against Indians.

I finished reading 'Jinx' and 'Teen Idol' today. I'm totally in love with the characters(hot guys). (: The way the author describes them makes me melt. ((:

Father.Understands.Chinese.Karate.
My brother made that up. He claims he heard my dad say it and is all woo-ed about it.
He's weird when it comes to these stuff.

Byeeeee!(: