I'm not going to miss you at all!

Hey there, I've been thinking......about everything, all the change in my life. It helped me think a little today ( i was so bored today, just thinking about makes me wanna cry! ) ever since I've been to secondary school I've noticed that things are very different except for the amount of homework the teachers give us. But there haven't been any extreme essay writing....Maybe its because trying to write an essay is like trying to count the number of stars in the sky-impossible. Because of countless ways one can write an essay correctly, i will instead, tell you the few ways one can definitely rite an essay wrongly.

When it comes to essay writing, Google is not your best friend. I'm serious, it is totally useless. Searching "how to write an essay" will lead you to "Howtowriteanessay.com". Which in turn, will help you as much in writing as a potato. Also, do not search "examples of essays on howtowriteanessay", this will most probably lead you back to the same page you searched earlier and even if you did find a good article, and peculiar increase in the average score of your essays will inevitably attract the attention of your teachers.

In the midst of writing your essay, you should also try to abstain yourself from using lexically bombastic words. These abstruse units of language will certain leave the readers of your interpretive literary composition with a cephalalgia. It will also tell them that you have been using websites like "dictionary.com" to write essays.

Typing errors effect the essay the least, though you should try avoiding this. But even if ther are mistakes every few lines, the essay is still most likely to be understood. Fasht typnig wills evenntualy leed to misdakes heere and there. The deetail of the essai is the most impotant faktor. Witfout stronge detaill, nobodi would unedrstadn waht you are typnig.

Simplified computer language has dominated online messaging and is starting to invade the territory of formal-English essays. To make sure your essay can deliver a clear correct message, u shudnt simplify words jst for ur own convenience. U shud make sure dat u dnt commits 2pid misakes while typing, folo the correct way, n nt the ez way.

So that's about all I've got to writing a perfectly wrong essay.
Stupid holidays have been giving me PIMPLES!!!
They're so painful and they're as red as tomatoes!!!
Well that's about it so BYE!!!